this post is referring to the one and only _____! hehe kept it secret. only the one who 'in contact' with him knows this. such an evil monster i am! to tell the truth, i just post this so that he know what 'is' he right now. let's start with the long list of knockin' his ass-off! i bet this gonna be a long one.
1. u're a bad f-shit, rara! dah la livin' in one roof and you're just keep silent in your room?! ops, beg your pardon, it's not your room! is my bro's ok! get it!? get it clean and keep it organize. and please do not use someone stuff and make it yours, ok! if someone use your stuff, how do you feel? tak kan itu pon tak faham. this include kain tuala, handphone and some other stuff/s. get one for yourself. benda mahal boleh beli, benda perlu tak kan itu pon tak ada, hampeh!
2. when you are giving permission to take something or anything from the kitchen, think about it. you used it, u take it, but did you give back? you livin' here not just for a day or two, it's like nearly a year, and you should think how do the owner of the house think about you. try to fit like you in their shoes. (kau tak faham kot.. ops!) and please, buanglah sampah tu, tak kan dah gunting paket nescafe tu buang je kat situ, ingat aku tak tahu ke? and the maggi thing-ing, aku nak makan pon dah habis. tak kan tu semua makanan ruji kau ke? tak makan nasi? bagus betul!
3. when you are about to goin' out or to work, bagitahu la orang rumah. hello! benda ni tak payah nak cakap la. even orang pon tak payah nak ajar. ini adab orang melayu. kau tu tak beradab ke? or should i make it biadab?
4. macam katak bawah tempurung. get a life, talk to others. ni tak, duduk dalam bilik macam dracula takut nak keluar. come on la, dalam satu rumah even not talking to others? puhlease la, ko tu bukan anak dara. i heard dengan orang lain bukan main baiknya kau tu.. asal tak duduk je dengan diorang? kan best.
5. do not brag like you are the mr-know-it-all and the most kaya person, ok! cause we are not, and so are you. ingatlah asal usul, dari mana, siapa kita.. and please, remember who the one that raised you dari kecil dulu.
6. jaga tingkah laku dan percakapan. people judge you from inside, not your outside.
7. jangan jadi penipu! orang dah mula menyampah dengan kau!
8. fikirlah, dah malas aku nak tulis dah. cari kesilapan dan baiki diri. if you 're not related, jangan harap la kau..
1. u're a bad f-shit, rara! dah la livin' in one roof and you're just keep silent in your room?! ops, beg your pardon, it's not your room! is my bro's ok! get it!? get it clean and keep it organize. and please do not use someone stuff and make it yours, ok! if someone use your stuff, how do you feel? tak kan itu pon tak faham. this include kain tuala, handphone and some other stuff/s. get one for yourself. benda mahal boleh beli, benda perlu tak kan itu pon tak ada, hampeh!
2. when you are giving permission to take something or anything from the kitchen, think about it. you used it, u take it, but did you give back? you livin' here not just for a day or two, it's like nearly a year, and you should think how do the owner of the house think about you. try to fit like you in their shoes. (kau tak faham kot.. ops!) and please, buanglah sampah tu, tak kan dah gunting paket nescafe tu buang je kat situ, ingat aku tak tahu ke? and the maggi thing-ing, aku nak makan pon dah habis. tak kan tu semua makanan ruji kau ke? tak makan nasi? bagus betul!
3. when you are about to goin' out or to work, bagitahu la orang rumah. hello! benda ni tak payah nak cakap la. even orang pon tak payah nak ajar. ini adab orang melayu. kau tu tak beradab ke? or should i make it biadab?
4. macam katak bawah tempurung. get a life, talk to others. ni tak, duduk dalam bilik macam dracula takut nak keluar. come on la, dalam satu rumah even not talking to others? puhlease la, ko tu bukan anak dara. i heard dengan orang lain bukan main baiknya kau tu.. asal tak duduk je dengan diorang? kan best.
5. do not brag like you are the mr-know-it-all and the most kaya person, ok! cause we are not, and so are you. ingatlah asal usul, dari mana, siapa kita.. and please, remember who the one that raised you dari kecil dulu.
6. jaga tingkah laku dan percakapan. people judge you from inside, not your outside.
7. jangan jadi penipu! orang dah mula menyampah dengan kau!
8. fikirlah, dah malas aku nak tulis dah. cari kesilapan dan baiki diri. if you 're not related, jangan harap la kau..
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